Breaking FACML Exclusive!! That's FACML, Not FARML!!!

Our secret Foreclosure Avoiders insiders have told us off the record that both Casey Serin and Nigel "Comments Disabled" Swaby have inked lucrative contracts with Comedy Central to be featured as characters in the next season of Southpark.

The character "Mansack" will be loosely based on Casey Serin's life as a ne'er-do-well flipper and failure enthusiast. Award-winning proxy-expert and pleather investor Nigel Swaby will consult for the new character "Smarmy", a lonely Mormon kid who likes to give himself awards.

MANSACK

SMARMY

Also, don't miss this week's 6 Degrees of Casey Serin!