Axe Body Spray: is there such a thing as too much?

In actuality, one of the first rules of Swabism that you will learn as a young Foreclosure Avoider (FA) is that you can never apply too much Axe Body Spray. In fact, our illustrious leader maintains his youthful appearance and hairline by adhering to a strict body spray regimen. In the morning, he emerges from his hyperbaric chamber and proceeds directly to a 98 degree Axe Orion soak that his award winning guest blogger has ready for him. After 10 minutes, this is followed by a gentle exfoliating cleansing of his forehead with specially formulated Axe Tsunami. Of course, a 30 minute enema with Axe Voodoo ensures that he is invigorated and ready to begin the busy day at the brokerage. As a finishing touch, a light spraying of Axe Enigmata to his pleather jacket gives him his own signature Axe Effect, what is known backstage at Olympic pin VIP parties as the Nigel Enigma.

You, as a neophyte FA, may be justly concerned about the potential Axe Effect risks of applying so much Axe Body Spray to ones' body. We can all imagine the kind of damage that a herd of lust-driven women could do to an award-winning blogger's groin. However, this is a common misconception among FAs who are thinking macro rather than micro. In fact, Nigel Swaby finds that the exact opposite effect occurs. Even backstage at VIP parties, Nigel always emerges with his pleather jacket unscathed.

Yet the Axe will enable you to reach ever loftier goals. Imagine yourself doing any of the following:

* landing the real estate story of the year
* getting backstage at Olympic pin VIP parties
* attracting 2759 monthly visitors
* owning a pool
* hanging out with killer accountants
* being a personal aquaintance of Twiggy

One day, young Foreclosure Avoider. Axe Body Spray is a key tenet of Swabism. In order to advance to its higher levels, you will have to embrace the Axe.