Evil haterz temptress Stephanie J has been hard at work glamourizing the sordid lives of the accursed haterz with her obviously fraudulent haterz census. We here at FACML want to set the record straight once and for all as to who schooled who in the Nigel Swaby / Exurban Nation debates. Clearly, our main man the Swabster served up the haterz with a heaping helping of steaming self-righteous and only semi-plagiarized facts, while the best the haterz could do was to talk about economics. Nice try, loosers. Check out these examples:
"Of course housing isn't a zero-sum game. We learned that along time ago that any economy module wasn't when mercantilism got busted by Smith. But, poor lending practices and rampant consumerism, ignorance, stupidity, and other vices of mainstream america are hurting communities throughout, though since alot of the hurt isn't in plain sight, folks miss it." - some looser haterz
See, what the hell is this gibberish. They're making up words. What does Anna Nicole getting busted have to with economics?
"Consider this parallel - When I was growing up, I could buy a McDonalds hamburger for 25 cents. No matter how much I hope, pray or wish for hamburger prices to come down, I will never see that level of hamburger pricing again. The same applies to housing." - award-winning blogger Nigel Swaby
Amen, Brother Swaby, I couldn't have put it better myself. To put these intellectual concepts into language that the non-NRU educated can understand: if you believe in housing bubbles, you therefore hate happy meals, and consequently children. Haterz can be so hateful.
We're confident in the ultimate outcome of this poll. Our prediction: Nigel - 1000, Rob - 12 (that's how many haterz there are, just ask Nigel.)
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Why would you think that Nigel would give wrong information? Nigel is a special man as Nigel has 2759 viewers to back Nigel up.
You might be wondering why Nigel is talking this way. You see, Nigel decided third person is the way to go.
Swaby out!
you now have unleashed the cannons of war upon him
Also, don't miss this poll started by the Swabster himself after his "showdown" with Mish. He's not doing too well on this one either.
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