You Haterz don’t know who you are messing with. One phone call, that’s all I need. One phone call and you will feel the wrath of the entire Jamaican Bobsled Team.
There are 2759 reasons why I am superior to you. My blog has REACH, dammit. I am stickier than organic hair wax. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I own a POOL for Christ sake and you dare mock me?
I sell more Olympic Pins before 9am than most folks do in a week. Have you not read the press releases I bought? I LAUNCH THINGS.
I have PUFF DADDY’S freaking autograph on a copy of the program from the awards ceremony for the Ice Dancing competition at the Utah games. What you got for that haterz?
How many of you have a bronze medal from the Carnival of Blog? I’ll tell you…NONE. That’s right only me, Nigel “Freakin’” Swaby.
Damn.
4 comments:
ROFLMAO!
Nigel's fucking retarded. I haven't seen someone like him in a long time.
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Hey,
I have read about the sites "Nigel Swaby - An alternate take" and "Rob Dawg, an alternate take". Can someone post the links, please.
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